Buccaneer (1923)


1923 Buccaneer, page 83


M.J.C. Matrimonial Bureau ------------ His Honor Peerless Match-Maker - Donald Threlfall Keeper of the Archives - Hazel Haydock Chief Juggler of Hearts - Nelson Collett MOTTO: "There's a Fool Born Every Minute." TERMS: $1.00 down and $1.00 a week. (Faculty members may upon request receive a slight modification of these terms). Orders are now being received and filled for 1923-24; better get your orders in early and avoid the rush. Satisfaction is guaranteed; our archives are replete with such splendid recommendations as we list below: Dear Friends:ΓÇö It is with trembling hand and moistened eye that I take my pen in hand to express my deep appreciation and heartfelt gratitude for the service you have rendered. I tried and failed time and again till I put the case in your hands. Thanks to your undying efforts I am slowly but surely approaching the altar, my fondest dream is a reality. Eternally yours, Ellis Petty FACTS WORTH KNOWING ------------- Professors do not know everything. Most girls think they are pretty. Bob Martin isn't slow Speeding doesn't pay. (Ask Pehrson) Alva Ragan is not engaged. Ten o'clock is late at night. (According to the faculty.) Mr. Hoch is larger symmetrically than Mr. Fuller. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN SING. ------------ Threlfall - Aggravatin' Papa Hansen - I Love Me King - Alabama Moon Moorehead - It's Only An Old Beer Bottle Knowles - Alcoholic Blues Petty - I Love You Truely McGee - Kiss Me Again Agnew - I've Got a Girl Page Seventy-nine





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