1923 Buccaneer, page 80
SOMEDAY MAYBE KnowlesÎ“Ã‡Ã¶"What has Hogin got that bandage on his upper lip for? ParkeÎ“Ã‡Ã¶He's got it soaked, with hair tonic so he can grow a mustache. ------- RAINBOW KISS JonesÎ“Ã‡Ã¶ I saw him give her a rainbow kiss when he left. SmithÎ“Ã‡Ã¶What kind of a kiss is that? JonesÎ“Ã‡Ã¶One that follows a storm. ------ Mr. Fuller wished to see what would be the effect on a typical wide-awake boy if some outlandish question were suddenly sprung upon him. Accordingly, he stopped a bright-looking newsboy one evening and asked him with great seriousness; "What time is it by your nose?" "Mine ain't running," promptly returned the boy. ------ POOR GERKEN WhitmoreÎ“Ã‡Ã¶Do you know that the year 1313 was an unlucky one? GerkenÎ“Ã‡Ã¶No, why? WhitmoreÎ“Ã‡Ã¶Because everybody born in that year is dead now. ------ COLLEGIATE ENCYCLOPEDIA. CORDSÎ“Ã‡Ã¶Male raiment, badge of the stronger sex; corrugated coverings of the lower limbs. CO-EDÎ“Ã‡Ã¶Female of the student species, a drone among workers; one who aspires to movie fame, and attends college to get local color; a purveyor of funny narratives at dove parties. DIRECTORYÎ“Ã‡Ã¶Official and efficient aid to date-seeking males. MINUSÎ“Ã‡Ã¶A mathematical sign; synonymous with flunk; a factor in the back-to-the-farm movement; the reason for the vacant seat. JUNIOR COLLEGEÎ“Ã‡Ã¶A group of hybrids having a dominant characteristic; those who notably hate themselves; society for the advancement of Self-Admiration. NIGHT OWLÎ“Ã‡Ã¶A person imbued with an incurable wanderlust; one who spends his nights on park benches; the reason for the open door policy at rooming houses. ZEROÎ“Ã‡Ã¶It equals minus when placed on test papers Page Seventy-sjx
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